Tag: Tesla

Financial Markets
Chris MacIntosh

Hold My Beer – Let’s Watch SoftBank Venture Capital Plunge

Imagine this. You’re holding what has become the world’s biggest basket of profitless, often fraudulent (I’m looking at you, BABA), and insanely overvalued, illiquid securities. You’re one man at the helm of a ¥11.6tn empire with sole discretion as to how you operate. Sure, you’ve got shareholders. But the way

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Did Elon Just Declare War On A Human Blockchain?

One of the things that makes the Bitcoin blockchain network so appealing and powerful is that every transaction is validated by a swarm of folks who are decentralized, and whose single purpose is to validate whether a transaction is true or false. It has created what is presently THE most

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Financial Markets
Chris MacIntosh

What Comes After A Yard Sale?

A man walks into a doctor’s office. “I’ve hurt my arm in several places,” he says. The doctor shrugs. “Well,” he replies. “Don’t go there any more.” I can’t recall where I heard that one but it’s funny because nobody intentionally does something that will hurt them. It’s stating the

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Insider
Chris MacIntosh

Insider Weekly: No Worries, Mate

Hello, and welcome back! I love how things feel just after rainfall as the sun is coming out. And that was what we had here. I took this shot some weeks back just before my family and I set off to conquer what is called the Northern circuit — a 4 day

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Weekly Recap
Chris MacIntosh

Found: The Driving Force Behind The Economy

Fake news! And this is how a meme is created. Complete shulbit will do it for you. Even the Weather Channel is faking it to get eyeballs. And as if getting caught shulbitting folks would have caused one to stop and say, “Whoah there big boy, maybe we should just

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Those Sneaky Chinese

Devilishly Deceptive Making History 28 billion euros in market cap. That’s how much Bayer has lost following its acquisition of Satan Monsanto. It is the largest destruction of capital in German stock market history… and it couldn’t happen to nicer folks. Funding Secured Staying with Europe… sorta. https://twitter.com/DavorKunc/status/1040962515742666753 Now THAT is

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Weekly Recap
Chris MacIntosh

Hahaha, That Dog Won’t Hunt

I missed you last week, I’m sorry. It’s been busy here at Capitalist Exploits HQ. Oh, and thank you very much to all who share these articles. It’s greatly appreciated. In the meantime, we’ve been keeping our eye on events. Here’s a good one: https://twitter.com/Schuldensuehner/status/1035828090323316736 And another one: Let this

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Weekly Recap
Chris MacIntosh

This Week’s Update: Fuqing Ridonculous!

Welcome back This week… What Would You Do? That was the question we posed to you earlier this week if you were a CEO of a mining company in South Africa. If you want to see a crazy mining charter, go check out our post on what’s happening in South

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